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mx. tozka ([personal profile] tozka) wrote2026-01-11 11:28 am
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1. All my apps are popping up "consent to let us sell your data for marketing" things, including ones I'm pretty sure never did when I was in the US. It pisses me off that they didn't do that in the US, actually, because I always select "no" and if they're not popping up, does that mean they auto opted me in? UGH.

Related, I'm seeing a few "content not available in your region" things for Imgur-hosted images, which is weird because WHY can't I see a fandom event graphic in the UK??

2. My search results are pushing UK-related sites up higher which is kinda fun. I searched for some historical facts (about canned goods) and had to keep specifying "USA" because it was showing me things from historical UK instead. Kind of brings home how much our experiences online are segmented and directed by invisible algorithms.

3. I've gone up to 3 cups of tea a day (and 1 cup of coffee) and am kind of concerned my teeth are going to be brown by the time I get back to the US in the summer...

4. The local Co-Op had a super special on bananas, one bunch for a mere 35p! I'm going to freeze them and use them for porridge and whatever.

5. Doing quite a lot of TV watching this week (mostly middling documentaries, tbh) and I've added a lot of things to my watchlist, as the owner has BBC and ITV and 5 as well as Netflix. She also lent me a huge stack of books I want to read, and I have some sightseeing things I want to do before I leave. So I'll be very occupied for the next two months!
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puddleshark ([personal profile] puddleshark) wrote in [community profile] common_nature2026-01-11 11:22 am

January bridleways

Bridleway 1

A bright cold morning, the fields silvered with frost, and the paths an entertaining mix of ice and mud.

Read more... )
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lea_hazel ([personal profile] lea_hazel) wrote2026-01-11 01:23 pm

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Still being plagued by visions (story ideas) but also, I am going through some folders on my hard drive that time forgot and deleting a bunch of crap that I don't need and will never want. Feels like getting an overdue haircut in terms of the amount of mass lost vs. relief to neck muscles.

The second book I attempted to console with me went well for the first half, and then, early in the second part of the duology, I hit another scene that had me asking myself "should I push through this in hopes for good things ahead?" And eventually, I decided against pushing through. Reading is fun. Reading is a hobby. It will continue being a fun hobby if I treat it like one, not like some kind of solemn duty I have towards the books that I bought. Or something.

I am not interested in recs (at all!!), but what's the name of that site that was supposed to be a better alternative to Goodreads?
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puddleshark ([personal profile] puddleshark) wrote2026-01-11 11:17 am
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Helen ([personal profile] heleninwales) wrote2026-01-11 11:09 am

A rare fine day

What with the snow and then Storm Goretti we hadn't been for a walk together all week. But yesterday we did one of our favourite forest walks in the Coed y Brenin, the one that starts in the village car park. The weather was cold, but otherwise good for walking. There were clumps of snow beside some of the tracks where the sun hadn't been able to reach to melt it, but the tracks themselves were free of ice.

The only photos of G I can ever take are a back view in the middle distance.

Forest track

Sometimes the sun even came out! The forest was surprisingly busy considering the time of year. Perhaps people had had the same idea as us, namely to grab the chance before the next batch of bad weather rolled in? There are a couple of cyclists and a walker or two in the distance.

There was some sunshine

More here... )

It was a good walk and I needed the exercise after being pretty sedentary over the Christmas period. I don't know when we'll get out again. Today is drier than forecast, but very windy. I don't like going out in high winds. There's too much danger from flying chunks of tree, falling branches and slates blown off roofs if I'm walking in town. I will have to venture out at some point because I need to post our daughter's birthday card. She's currently in Tenerife celebrating her birthday a little early. It's a special one this year as she's 50. How on earth can I be old enough to have a 50-year-old daughter?!
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the_comfortable_courtesan ([personal profile] the_comfortable_courtesan) wrote2026-01-11 10:25 am

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Excessive scrupulosity is a great burden

Sister Linnet Whitterby, of the sisterhood that was associated with St Wilfrid’s Church, looked down at the neat bundles of wool and said that they had done a good morning’s work. The ladies of the working party would be very pleased – was seldom they had such good wool to work with – was mostly a matter of unravelling, not fine and new.

Nora – Lady Eleanor Upweston – stroked one of the hanks and said, indeed would be a pleasure to work with! Then sighed. But I daresay I shall be going out of Town very shortly – 'tis considered entirely prudent that Myo should remove to Worblewood sooner rather than later –

For she understood, in the rather discreet way it was hinted before young unmarried women, that her sister-in-law, Hermione, Countess of Trembourne, was in the way to becoming a mother. That was entirely delightful. The household already contained her elder sister Grissie – Griselda, Lady Undersedge’s – toddling son Edmund and daughter Adelaide still at breast, and they were charming, but Nora was entire eager to see more babies and children bringing life to Trembourne House.

Indeed country air must be entirely the best thing, said Sister Linnet, that would no doubt consider it part of her duty to remain in the East End throughout the worst of a London summer. Aggie – Nora’s cousin Lady Agatha, that was married to Mr Hugh Lucas, Hughie, the incumbent of St Wilfrid’s – always sent their children to his parent’s country rectory during the hottest months.

Quite so, said Nora, and Surgeon-Major Hicks has promised to come visit – his exercizes do her a deal of good – but he would wish to keep her under observation. And besides that matter of his theories of how to improve damaged limbs &C, when was in India also gained a deal of more general experience.

One of the other sisters came in with tea and a plate of biscuits, looked about, praised their work, and said she would be about putting it in the storeroom.

Sister Linnet poured tea, and enquired after Lady Theodora.

Alas, said Nora, Lord and Lady Pockinford still show no disposition to permitting her to come visit her sister here –

For the Tractarian leanings of Hughie Lucas, that appealed very strongly to his sister-in-law, were quite anathema to the Evangelical views of her parents.

– and anyway, they will very shortly be going to Shropshire – everybody seems to be leaving Town about the election – she sighed – there is Undersedge off to their coal-mining district, and Grissie getting matters in order for the decampment to Monks Garrowby – Jimsie – Trembourne – feels obliged to go spend some time at Carlefour Castle even though 'tis let, out of family tradition – but at least may present Myo’s apologies. Thea will say, that she dares say 'twill be less of an ordeal now that Simon has sailed for Peru, though she then says that is wicked uncharitable of her and sure Simon had been improving considerable.

Excessive scrupulosity is a great burden, in particular when it is applied wholesale around! Sometimes we have a little of that amongst the sisters.

Nora gave a little sigh, thinking of her late father’s tedious hypochondriacal whims, and nodded her head.

So, went on Sister Linnet, the Undersedges will not be at Worblewood?

No – Jimsie and Myo – and Lady Saythingport – and Lewis – and Myo’s brothers Lord Peregrine and Lord Lucius, that are not in the least like the late Lord Talshaw, very civil young men – and Jimsie has had the most agreeable letter from Mr Chilfer, that is a great savant in archaeological matters, that he is entirely free to come about some preliminary excavations – I think we may be a comfortable party. We shall all be in mourning, so will not be going out in company –

Such a relief! thought Nora.

Will not your mother, the Dowager Lady Trembourne, be with you?

Oh! cried Nora, did I not tell you? How could I have forgot that news! We had a letter from Mama, in Baden-Baden, saying that she had been quite in seclusion for several months, but now goes recruit her health and spirits at that spaw. 'Tis all very mysterious. One must suppose, Grissie says, that her nerves were more shaken by Papa’s shocking sudden death than one would have anticipated.

Indeed that had been shocking, for all had supposed the late Lord Trembourne an entire malade imaginaire, so his sudden demise, and being found in an exceedingly low part of Town, had given rise to considerable scandal and speculation. But that fine physician Dr Asterley had give evidence that His Lordship had shown very inclined to the beguilements of galvanic quacks, entirely the worst thing in his condition.

The clock on the mantelpiece began to chime, and Sister Linnet said that Lady Eleanor was welcome to join the sisters in the refectory for their midday meal. Nora sighed and said that would be most agreeable, but she felt obliged to return to Trembourne House.

Sister Linnet responded that they would not in the least stand between her and family duties, then conveyed to her certain messages to pass on to Thea.

One did not like to say, Nora thought in the carriage as it drove through the shabby streets, that it was not entirely easy these days to have free communication with Thea! Did Nora go call at Pockinford House they were positively chaperoned by Lady Pockinford, that seemed to suppose that did she not, Nora would covertly admit a Jesuit priest that would steal Thea away into a nunnery.

Aha! She had it! She would go call upon Zipsie Rondegate, around about the time that she was having her singing and pianoforte lessons with Miss McKeown and Miss Lewis, that Thea also attended.

Perchance, Nora brooded, she was just a little jealous of this friendship that had sprung up 'twixt Thea and Zipsie founded in their mutual musical interests, but one could not deny that Zipsie showed an excellent good friend. Had found this means of enabling Thea to continue her singing lessons – Dumpling Dora having got into one of her frets over Thea going all by herself to visit the ladies in the modest quarter where they resided, even accompanied by a maid – encouraged her –

Sure Zipsie was quite a different person now she was married! It must be a great relief, Nora realized, to be quit of all the demands of being on the Marriage Market – all the constraints of what you must or must not do or risk becoming completely unmarriageable, as well as all the worries about not taking. Nora sighed.

When there had been that dreadful, that terrible, that sickening proposition that her father seemed entire complacent about, that she should wed the late Viscount Talshaw, Nora, that had been teased by her friends at the Miss Barnards’ school for her strict adherence to rules, had been almost tempted to do something that would put her entirely out of the running, if only she could think what. Beg Gerry Merrett, that was ever ready for a lark, to escort her to Cremorne, mayhap? Except that that might have come to having to marry Gerry, that seemed rather hard on him.

But here they were already entering entirely different broader streets. Nora straightened her posture and put on her family face.

There was somewhat of a bustle in Grissie’s parlour – a visitor? – a young man, in mourning – o, 'twas Myo’s brother, Lord Peregrine, that one supposed should now be styled Lord Talshaw? – kissing Lady Saythingport and remarking that he was now a Bachelor of Arts of Oxford – was staying with the Grigsons –

Came bow over Nora’s hand with great civility, remarked that he saw she was still making lace, with a nod at her lace-pillow on a table.

Do I have time, she murmured, along with wonderings in which everyone joined as to whether the fancy-bazaar for the benefit of the orphanage would take place as intended.

O, indeed 'twill, sighed Thea when Nora called at the Rondegates’ very impressive establishment in Belgravia. Mama will be entire worn to a rag and then we depart quite immediate for Shropshire and all the matter of election balls and entertaining the county, mayhap when 'tis all over we may prevail upon her to go recruit somewhere – mayhap by the seaside?

Zipsie, at the pianoforte, played what Nora fancied one of her improvisations that had a pretty effect suggesting little waves upon the sand.

Perchance, said Nora, one might get Lady Demington to persuade her?

Mayhap, said Thea. But I must confess, I shall be glad to have all that to occupy me – and then to be out of Town –

Oh? Nora raised her eyebrows.

Good, said Zipsie, here is tea. Let us go sit down in comfort.

As they disposed themselves, Zipsie disclosed that Mrs Knowles had become apprized of Thea’s rendering of Miss Billston’s settings of Lady Jane Knighton’s translations of certain poems of Sappho –

Lady Jane desired another private recital, said Thea, and while I was there Mrs Knowles called about some subscription concert and musical charities business. And Lady Jane mentioned what we had been about, and Mrs Knowles said that she had heard very well of Miss Billston’s talents, and sure I could hardly refuse to sing for her –

Indeed not, said Nora. Mrs Knowles, that was married to the brother of the Duchess of Mulcaster, that was something exceeding wealthy in the City, and was herself one of the Ferraby connexion? Quite famed not only for her own music parties and patronage of musicians but for her own talents as a pianist?

And she waxed positive effusive – did I ever consider a somewhat more public performance – as it might be at one of her musical soirées – it would be a shame for the songs to blush unseen – and I do entirely see that they should be better known –

But, o, Nora, I am thrown into entire panic at the thought of the matter becoming known! And performing!

Zipsie handed them teacups and gestured to the cake-stand. She cleared her throat and remarked that Rondegate had informed her that there was a certain amount of scandal attached to the life of Sappho: but that one could not in the least object to these particular lyrics.

Nora and Thea blushed and gazed from one to another in even greater confusion.

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AO3 works tagged 'The Owl House (Cartoon)' ([syndicated profile] ao3_theowlhouse_rss_feed) wrote2026-01-10 04:24 am

Forces Between Worlds

Posted by Mandalore_the_Atreides

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The Force works in mysterious ways. A hero from the Old Republic has brought together heroes from Gravity Falls, Amphibia, the Boiling Isles, and the Galactic Republic to watch their pasts and the future of the galaxy far, far away so that they may prevent it and save all their worlds from certain peril.

Words: 3134, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

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pilottttt ([personal profile] pilottttt) wrote2026-01-11 01:29 pm

Стамбул. Первый день, первое знакомство

Знакомство с новым городом начинается, как правило, с вокзала или аэропорта. Точнее, с того места, на которое указывает табличка «Выход в город ⇨». Выходов в город в самом большом стамбульском аэропорту очень много, и возле одного из них нас должен был дожидаться наш трансфер. Правильный выход мы нашли без особых проблем, хотя путь до него был связан с довольно большим пешим марш-броском. Ну а дальше была посадка на трансфер. Происходила она в режиме управляемого хаоса, если вы понимаете, о чём я. Вообще процесс этот выглядит немного странно, и каждую минуту вам кажется, что вот-вот ваша карета превратится в тыкву, и вам всё-ж-таки придётся добираться до города на метро. Но, тем не менее, в какой-то момент вы оказываетесь внутри микроавтобуса со всеми VIP-причиндалами, который едет прямиком к вашей гостинице. Словом, впечатления от всего этого у нас остались довольно странные.

Потом было заселение в гостиницу. Немного удивило, что оплата за трансфер здесь – только наличными. Поменять доллары на лиры мы к тому моменту ещё не успели, так что пришлось расплачиваться долларами. Вообще при поездках в Турцию обычно рекомендуют иметь при себе наличными доллары или евро, и обменивать их на лиры небольшими порциями, по мере надобности. Причина – огромная инфляция, из-за которой в магазинах постоянно меняются цены, а в обменниках – курсы валют (о да – мы успели заметить это даже несмотря на то, что пробыли в Турции только одну неделю).

Тем временем наступило утро. Мы завтракаем на крыше гостиницы (прям как Карлсон) в компании огромных средиземноморских чаек, с интересом поглядывающих на наши тарелки, и выходим гулять.

Проходя мимо ещё не открывшихся кафешек, со всех сторон окружавших нашу гостиницу, отмечаем это строение, в котором некоторые признаки выдают его христианское прошлое.

Смотреть ещё )

Думаю, на этом стоит прерваться, иначе у вас зарябит в глазах. В следующем посте мы побываем в некогда самом большом и знаменитом храме всего христианского мира, спустимся под землю и заглянем ещё в пару интересных мест Стамбула. Словом, ждите продолжения.

Техническая информация:

Наименование объекта: Стамбул
Альтернативное наименование: Константинополь
Статья на Википедии: https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Стамбул
Географические координаты: 41.0128.96028
Высота над уровнем моря: 100 m
На Google-карте: 41.01,28.96028
На Яндекс-карте: 41.01,28.96028
Почтовый адрес: Турцияг. Стамбул

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geraineon ([personal profile] geraineon) wrote2026-01-11 04:19 pm
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Happy New Year (yeah, I know it's 11 days into the year but it's ok!)

Hope you all had managed to have a bit of a restful end of the year and beginning of 2026 (despite 2026 starting off with such trashfire awful news).

The start of the year is commonly a time everyone does new year resolutions but somehow, the very act of making something my resolution makes it extra hard for me to achieve ("I do NOT tell me what to do!!!!). However, I have seen a new year bingo thing going around on fedi on things that will give joy in 2026 and thought that it's a fun low-stakes idea! But I didn't have 24 things to put on a 5x5 bingo card so here's a list, in no order, of the things that if I do in 2026, will probably bring me joy:

  1. Update my DW once a month (stretch goal: once a week)

  2. Send postcards once a month

  3. Finish 3 novels (I started many, finished very few last year)

  4. Consistent exercise regardless of intensity

  5. Watch a local musical/play/etc

  6. Start and finish a visual novel game in Japanese (2026 is the year I go back to JP otome games, maybe!)

  7. Go back to consistently self-learning Chinese (yep, I dropped it again after moving last year)

  8. Organize a LoGH/other anime watch party


And things that will be useful to me but might not necessarily bring me joy:
  1. Make a professional site for myself, and building a "professional identity."

  2. Build a "professional identity", which is basically, where I want to go from here and work towards that path

  3. Publish from my dissertation


Some reflections on 2025 )
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Sholio ([personal profile] sholio) wrote2026-01-10 10:17 pm

I am rapidly concluding that the B5 books are CURSED

I don't think I posted about this at the time, but there was an absolute odyssey involved in getting the original batch of B5 script books that I ordered.

The original process was this:

I'd known about the existence of the B5 script books vaguely for a while, but hadn't really thought of buying them before. In October, when I came back from traveling, I googled it and found a massive site called "B5 Books" that had authorized editions of all the B5-related books available, which was a lot of them, not just the script books but tons of other stuff as well.

They had closed yesterday.

But wait! They were staying open through the weekend (like 2 more days) because they'd had technical issues. So I splurged and ordered an absolute ton of books (about 2/3 of the total script books out there, mainly focused on episodes I especially wanted to read about). I would have preferred to order just one to find out a) what the books were like, and b) what their customer service was like, but ... closing in 2 days! So I gave them my credit card info for a quantity of books that I don't want to think too closely about.

A month went by.

I got a shipping notice and a tracking number, and and then a box arrived .... with 2 books in it.

I contacted customer service (a bit nervously, in the hopes they'd still actually answer). To their credit, they were very quick to respond; evidently there was a second tracking email I hadn't received for some reason, for the box with most of the rest of the books in it. (They sent me a free digital book to make up for the emotional distress, too - they were really nice.)

This was back in December, and I was leaving on the 13th, Saturday, so I periodically checked the tracking info for the box. It showed up in Fairbanks over the previous weekend, and showed that it was supposed to deliver on Monday.

Monday came and went. About mid-week, the tracking info showed that it had traveled out of Fairbanks again. (Why??) I had visions of the box going all the way back to the sender for some reason. Meanwhile, I had planned to spend the last couple of days before I left diving into my new books, but as the week ticked down and it continued to tease me ... I guess not. Finally, on Friday, I got an actual "out for delivery" notice, and then a notice that a "pick up at post office" slip had been left. Also, Friday was our last day of actual mail delivery (we'd put a hold on it until after Christmas that started on Saturday and went for 2 weeks, i.e. about the amount of time that the post office will hold a box - you know, this box with $100s of books in it). I was headed to the airport Saturday afternoon, but I figured it should be possible to stop by the post office on the way.

I picked up the mail.

No slip.

I thought, okay, maybe I picked up an early batch (yesterday's? our mailbox is on the highway and both the mail delivery and our collection of it is kind of haphazard) so when Orion got home a few hours later, I asked if there had been a slip in the mailbox.

Nope!

So now my package is on hold at the post office, I GUESS, with no ability to redeliver and our mail delivery not starting until after the approximate return to sender date. We hunted all around the mailbox just in case it had been dropped. No slip.

I ended up printing out the tracking number and taking that to the post office on our way to the airport, and that DID work and they DID have the box and I got it, YAY. (Orion said that the slip spontaneously showed up in the mailbox when he was headed home after dropping me off, so WHO KNOWS what was up with that.)

Anyway, all of that ended up working out in the end, and I enjoyed the books so much that I went on Amazon to see if I could find used copies of the ones I didn't have. I ordered a few more, and I just checked the shipping info and discovered that one of them - from a 3rd party Amazon seller - was sent via Fedex and supposedly delivered on Thursday afternoon, i.e. 2 days ago.

Guess what I don't seem to have!

Orion says that Fedex often leaves deliveries in random places around the yard - he's found them on piles of construction supplies, left at the door of the shop instead of the house, etc. Inauspiciously, it snowed a few inches last night, so everything is covered with fresh snow. Also, it was dark. Still, we took flashlights and went and hunted high and low in all the places that a package might be, ranging from likely (covered with snow beside the door) to unlikely but possible (at the doors of the various outbuildings like the greenhouse, on top of random vehicles in the yard) to the highly unlikely (at our road sign, in our mailbox). Not a single sign of it! I don't know if it was delivered to some other house, mistakenly marked as delivered when it's actually fallen under the delivery truck seat, or if a very soggy B5 book is going to turn up four months later when the snow melts, but seriously, WHAT EVEN. I've never had a book go missing like this in all the time I've been ordering used books off Amazon!

Anyway, further updates from the B5 script books are coming soon, and maybe I'll have this particular book eventually, or maybe not.
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swingandswirl ([personal profile] swingandswirl) wrote2026-01-11 10:42 am

Snowflake Challenge Day 4

Snowflake Challenge: A warmly light quaint street of shops at night with heavy snow falling.


RL got a little nuts, but I'm determined not to let this fall by the wayside, so have a belated Day 4 post.


Challenge #4: Rec The Contents Of Your Last Page

Any website that you like, be it fanfiction, art, social media, or something a bit more eccentric!


The instructions for this one confused me, and I don't really do social media, so instead, I thought it would be fun to link some of my favourite fic/art exchanges! 

Despite my sometimes Cursed Exchange Luck, I really do love taking part in exchanges. They've gotten me some of my favourite fics ever, and pushed me to write things I never would have otherwise. Here's a list of all the exchanges I'm taking part in this year: 


[community profile] fffx 

The Five Figure Fanwork Exchange! You get five months to write either 2 5k or 1 10k fic, or equivalent art. (Has the five month period ever stopped me from leaving it until the last minute? Nope. But we live dangerously 'round these parts.) 


[community profile] ficinabox 

Possibly my favourite exchange ever. You commit to writing 10k, or doing an equivalent creative activity... but it can be split up into a mind-boggling variety of mediums, from AITA posts to CYOA games to literal knitted things. One year I'm going to lose my mind enough, recipient willing, to write 10k entirely in drabbles. 


[community profile] highadrenalineexchange 

The converse of FFFX - you get two weeks to write 10k. I was somehow insane enough to do Pride and Prejudice fic my first go-around with HAX, and the two-week deadline was the only reason I managed to get out of my own head enough to do it, lol.


[community profile] worldbuilding_exchange 

I utterly adore worldbuilding, so it's no surprise that an exchange based on it is my catnip. If the exchange somehow allowed me to nominate JUST the first four Harry Potter books, I'd be in heaven, lol. 




[personal profile] rule_63 

Genderbends are another of my very favourite things, and the main fandoms I'm in - HP, Avengers, Superbat, Numb3rs, and Star Trek - have amazing potential when it comes to male-to-female genderbends. Plus, honestly, girls are just more interesting, lol. 


[community profile] idproquo 

I am a firm believer in, and defender of, idfic. I also live in the AU where Marvel made no movies after the Avengers and Harry Potter is an unfinished four-book series with no movies, lol. 


This year, I also want to take part in [community profile] seasonsofdrabbles , [community profile] everywoman , if it's running, and [community profile] halfamoon . We'll see how things go. 



swingandswirl: image of a stick figure made out of books of different colours, with the words 'book monster' over its head. (bookmonster)
swingandswirl ([personal profile] swingandswirl) wrote2026-01-07 07:24 pm

Never underestimate the power of spite, y'all.

 So one of my friends has been bugging me to read Casey McQuiston's Red, White, and Royal Blue for years.

I resisted, partly because it felt a little too close to RPF for me to feel comfortable (I know posh British men have like five acceptable names but still) and partly because... well, I'm not a fan of the British monarchy, even a fictional version, for very obvious child-of-colonialism reasons.

And then this morning my buddy complained, once again, about the idiot sheltered Tamil Brahmin boy in the RWRB discord's latest terrible take, which was that India does not have racism. (As someone who remembers seeing a front-page ad in the newspaper of record offering a free whitening cream with purchase of soap that had the tagline 'We're sending some compliments your way', AHAHAHAHA.) 

So I made a half-joking comment about that I should finally read RWRB so I could join the discord and back her up next time the idiot idioted. And lo and behold, I had a free afternoon and an available copy of the book, so... why the hell not?

And y'all, I feel like such a damn idiot. Because this book, once I let go of my grudge about the names? Was actually really good. The writing is top-notch, the characters are complex while still being fun, and the story balances escapism and realism really well, especially when it comes to the depiction of the monarchy. It's even making me want to see the movie, which is not a thing I say often. 

So yeah. Five out of five stars to Casey McQuiston's Red White and Royal Blue, and a reminder to not judge books by their covers, lol. 
senmut: Padmé in simpler clothing (Star Wars: Padmé)
Asp ([personal profile] senmut) wrote2026-01-10 09:58 pm
Entry tags:

Fic: One Two THREE Force Born?!

AO3 Link | One Two THREE Force Born?! (1609 words) by Merfilly
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker, Mace Windu, Sheev Palpatine | Emperor Palpatine | Darth Sidious
Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Kriffing Sith Plans
Summary:

It's Padmé with the nightmares, and a plan to head it all off.



One Two THREE Force Born?!

Padmé Amidala was a woman on a mission. Anakin might be completely in a panic over the pregnancy but she was going to head this off. It was just too convenient that she was now being plagued with dreams of her own death, the very night after an unavoidable dinner with the man she had a growing distaste for.

And, deep where she would never tell her husband, she had a nasty suspicion he was trying to shove Anakin off a cliff of irredeemable violence. The Chancellor might not have commented on her state, but his eyes were not as easily fooled by their shared heritage of concealing fashion.

Today, she was going to go enlist the aid of the Jedi, while Anakin was tied up being the poster boy of the GAR. She had all of her diplomatic shields in place, and had the perfect cover story to do this with.

After all, with Jedi having lost so many, surely the Force would be interested in adding a few more children to the future.





Vokara Che was every bit as imposing in her domain as Anakin had said. However, her status as a long time ally had convinced Master Fisto to bring her down to the Healer's Wing. She had pleaded with him, and the healer, that there could not be a father, not when she was a mature woman who knew how to guard against such!

"You were correct that the pregnancy is heavily Force-influenced," Vokara said after several minutes of making Padmé wonder if the healer was going to break her constructed version of events. "You are carrying two very healthy, very Force-active fetuses."

Two. TWO?!

She was not going to faint like the damsel of a holo-drama. "Thank you, Master Che. Given my precarious positioning within the advocates for peace, and past attempts, I could not, in all honesty, acquire medical aid in the typical fashion. Given how my dreams are affected, and having such strange hunches of late, I turned to your Temple in hope."

"A wise choice." For a long moment, Vokara held her eyes, and Padmé knew that the healer was not actually buying the spontaneous pregnancy. A twitch of the lekku, however, indicated the secret was safe. "These hunches, I believe that Master Windu should possibly help sort them out with you."

Oh. Well, that might be the right way to go as well.





Kit, even before the appointment in medical had ended, had gone to find his age-mate. He did so in one of the botanical rooms. "Master Windu," he began. "And Master Yoda," he added to be polite, despite the ancient peering at one of the plants intently.

"Hmm," came over top of Mace's cautious "Master Fisto", and Kit grinned a little that his creche-mate had already detected the mild mischief Kit was feeling.

They all needed a little bit of amusement.

"Senator Amidala has come, and is being tended to by Master Che," Kit began, and both men looked sharply at him. "I do wonder about that old prophecy that was discussed when Master Jinn found a boy on a desert world with no father… as she is here to see about a Force-induced pregnancy as well."

Yoda's ears went flat, Mace's eyes narrowed, and Kit merely smiled.





Mace looked at the woman who had been a solid ally, and the subject of not a small part of gossip. He did not, for a moment, believe the story of no father, but in her political setting, it was for the best to go along with it.

"Master Che said you have been plagued by hunches of late, ones that play out true."

He set a mild tisane in front of her, and took a second one for himself.

"I think the Force has concerns about the path we are on, despite recent developments. After all, if the Count has been neutralized, and Master Kenobi is on the trail of their general… who will keep the momentum up to line pockets with war money, and build such sizable powers through war-time legislation?" Amidala asked, meeting the man's eyes squarely. "I am all but certain you and your peers have had the same intuitions."

Was she — had she —

Maybe Skywalker had been more circumspect than Mace had believed. For all that Amidala was firmly an adherent of a peaceful resolution, her physical and vocal cues were running in tandem with the Council's own suspicions.

"Perhaps we are looking in that same direction," he said.

"If the other Sith, the one Dooku spoke of on our side, is out there, I am certain he would try to harm those touched so firmly by the Light Side as ones fathered by the Force," Amidala told him. "I shudder to think of what such a being might have done had they had access to your Knight Skywalker for all the years of this phantom menace over us."

That, Mace decided, was both accusation and… an invitation to look more closely at how the cards were laid out.

And he had to admit she had a point.





"Anakin!"

"Chancellor."

"I do hope the scandal hasn't harmed your friendship with the Senator."

"What scandal?"

The exchange, handled in the hearing of several itinerant reporters, brought their elder statesman up short, until someone added the right question.

"That she's pregnant with no father in sight," the reporter with blood money in his pockets called out.

"You really think Senator Amidala would stoop to such petty, low-brow nonsense?" Anakin asked them, in his best 'are you kidding me' voice, and he caught the frown on his old 'friend'. He was so glad Saesse Tiin had been able and willing to explore the past several years in his head. "She's having children as the will of the Force, and we Jedi take that kind of thing very seriously."

He then kept walking, leaving the Chancellor stewing, the reporters trying to digest how to spin this, and a feeling that he could not have handled it that way without the Council all suddenly intent on supporting him. He didn't know what had changed there, but he couldn't wait to tell Obi-Wan all about it.

And the Force Twins, because he had to admit, he really hadn't had a lot of time, and they both used precautions.





Chancellor Sheev Palpatine was in a fury. He had primed the well perfectly, and somehow… somehow every insinuation and control he'd put in place had been cut off in the Chosen One. All because of some insane story concocted by the woman that had long since outlived her usefulness.

Any day now, that wretched Kenobi would be returning, and Sheev would have to find a different way to acquire everything he wanted… unless he acted now? He went to his desk to find the comm unit. He needed to provoke the right circumstance, to make it clear he was saving them from the Jedi, but what would it take?

The comm lit up in his hand.

What?

With the Force, he flipped the hood of his cape up, securing it to conceal his features, and turned it on.

"What do you know, that frequency is picked up, Commander," came the very annoying, should-be-dead voice of the Togruta menace. He hastily turned it off, throwing it into the back of the locked drawers.

The knocking at the door that came next, including a call of 'Coruscant Security' sent chills down his back.

He wondered idly if his own Master had felt this the night Sheev had gleefully murdered him.





Mace pinched the bridge of his nose, then looked over at the newest Master of the Council who was pretending he didn't want to hurry out and see a certain Senator. He then looked at Kenobi, who was waiting to be briefed on how and why the Chancellor had been killed in the midst of being served with detention papers.

"A tip from an ally told us to double check Skywalker for undue influence," Kit said, looking entirely too merry in the telling.

"Padmé," Anakin offered cheerfully. "She's having Force twins."

Mace did not groan. It really did sound like Skywalker believed that.

"Removing that," Saesee said, "let us more clearly see the shape of a possible end game, orchestrated to cast us all as traitors."

"Meanwhile, Skywalker's commander had been working on another angle of the endgame," Agen said.

"Leading him and Tano to turning up a plan to make the man expose himself, using the very tools meant to kill us all," Kit said, "by triggering a comm device he should not have had while we were keeping him very securely under comm surveillance with Naboo's and CorSec's cooperation."

"How did you get CorSec to agree to such?" Kenobi asked.

"Amidala implied that she had noticed a malevolent presence while dining with the man, and could they please keep it under wraps that there could be such a threat near the center of government?" Shaak Ti said, eyes dancing with mirth.

"A very tidy end, I suppose." Kenobi then looked at Mace with a deadpan face. "So, how are those prophecies handling the idea of three Force-fathered children?"

Mace did not, as he wanted to, flip the man's hood over his head with the Force.





Padmé smiled, despite fatigue, as she held her daughter, and Anakin held her son. Eventually, they might admit the farce.

Then again, listening to Anakin telling Luke all about the wonders of what the Force could do…

… maybe it was better to leave it at this. What really mattered was that they were all saved from the Sith.