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steepholm ([personal profile] steepholm) wrote2013-02-04 07:01 pm

Q: What does Tolkien have in common with Simon Cowell?



A: They both hijacked buses without facing criminal charges.

True fact.

[identity profile] steepholm.livejournal.com 2013-02-04 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
There's nowt so queer as folk, as Richard III used to say.