St Peter's at the Checkout, and There Ain't no Two-for-One

[steepholm]

More adventures in queuing. This time I was with my daughter in Sainsbury's. The queue was short, but she urged me to one that was still shorter. I demurred, since we still had five minutes to kill before we could pick up the passport photographs that were being prepared in the shop next door. "Anyway," I said, "I don't mind queuing. I quite like it."

"Ah, how British!" remarked the (English) woman ahead of me.

"We're all just queuing for the grave in the long run," I added, warming to the part.

"I should invite you to my party this evening!" she said gaily. "You'd liven the place up."

I thought of extending the metaphor on the lines indicated above, but before I could gather my wits the conveyor belt moved on, and we with it, to our final accounting.

Comments

[ashlyme.livejournal.com]

This reminds me a little of my dad - sometimes if you asked after his health, he'd respond, "There's nothing wrong with me that death won't cure."

[ashlyme.livejournal.com]

Also, happy birthday! (It didn't seem quite right to include this with the last comment. :-))

[steepholm.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I've had a quiet one this year - the last one was a biggie - and very nice too.

[steepholm.livejournal.com]

:) Mine was fond of "Life is hard, but it's good practice." A German proverb, he assured me.