Film Seasoning

[steepholm]

So, we've had Sean Penn as Milk, and now here's Angelina Jolie as Salt. What other condiments and breakfast staples are due for the star treatment? Chutney? Muffin? Muesli? Pepper? Or perhaps there'll be a film about a stranded platoon trying to get back from behind enemy lines, called Marmite Soldiers? Strapline: "Between Love and Hatred, There is no Middle Way."

I'd watch it.

Comments

[sartorias.livejournal.com]

Peanut Butter!

[drasecretcampus.livejournal.com]

There must be Eggs around. Not just chappy from This Life.

[drasecretcampus.livejournal.com]

Peppy in Cry Baby

[diceytillerman.livejournal.com]

Can I be Postum?

[steepholm.livejournal.com]

"Postum - the hardbitten cop who doesn't always play by the rules..." Yep, I think that'll work.

[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

Nutella: like Chocolat, but wackier.

[ladyofastolat.livejournal.com]

Egg would be a hard-boiled detective story, filmed in deliberately retro style. There would be no soldiers in it.

[karinmollberg.livejournal.com]

Corn Flakes. Two Hopeless Nerds that become Torn Heroes by who they once were? Born Cakes is going too far on the leftover side, right? P... S....: no.

[dru-marland.livejournal.com]

Kipper. The narcoleptic nark.