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steepholm ([personal profile] steepholm) wrote2012-01-25 10:27 pm
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The Road to Milton Keynes

It's hard to believe, but it's forty-nine years ago today that I shot from between my mother's thighs like a champagne cork, flew slickly through the despairing grasp of the midwife (my umbilical cord whipping back like a cut hawser), smashed through the window of Nightingale Ward, and fell naked into the thick snows of that bitter winter of 1963. Still steaming from its amniotic bath, my young body melted the ice into a tepid pool from which a scatter of fresh snowdrops instantly blossomed. "Truly," said a passing registrar, "this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius."

It seems like only yesterday.

Today, by contrast, I spent my birthday visiting Milton Keynes for the first time - a fitting way to mark the fact that my age is now once again square, and I with it. I've always been curious to see a proper New Town, mind, and I was there on a happy errand (examining an excellent PhD I had no doubt would pass), but my curiosity is now officially sated.

One interesting tit-bit, though. Apparently the town planners built Midsummer Boulevard in alignment with the setting and rising of the solstice sun. (Presumably the same is true of Avebury and Silbury Boulevards, which run parallel to it on either side.) On June 21st (which is not Midsummer, I know, but still) the sun rises above the shopping centre and illumines the avenue like a silver mystic ribbon, all the way to the railway station. It's like an overspill for Stonehenge - and I admit I find that strangely charming. Square is the new ovoid.
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[personal profile] ashkitty 2012-01-26 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Happy birthday! Aquarians are clearly the best. ;)
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[personal profile] ashkitty 2012-01-26 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you lovely!
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[personal profile] owlfish 2012-01-25 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy birthday! I'm glad it was touristic in its way. And I hope there was at least something worth eating in it too.

[identity profile] steepholm.livejournal.com 2012-01-25 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! The food was ambitious, but not brilliant. The best thing was a pear and blue cheese salad, which was new to me and a very successful taste combination. But then, I think that about "X and blue cheese" for most values of X.
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[personal profile] gillo 2012-01-26 12:01 am (UTC)(link)


Happy Birthday!


Somehow, I missed this important detail. I can just about remember that winter - it was bloody cold.

You were born the same year as the Tardis; hence my icon.
Edited 2012-01-26 00:01 (UTC)

[identity profile] steepholm.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you went for that rather than a Dalek!

[identity profile] sartorias.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Happy birthday!

[identity profile] nineweaving.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I knew that about Milton Keynes! (I would.)

Happy birthday, snowdrop!

Nine
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[personal profile] sovay 2012-01-26 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Happy birthday!

[identity profile] intertext.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Happy birthday!!

[identity profile] tekalynn.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Happy birthday!

[identity profile] nightspore.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
I've been to that shopping center.

I remember walking the fields and canals there, too.

Happy birthday.

[identity profile] cmcmck.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hippo birdie two ewes :o)

I went to Milton Keyenes once for a conference and got hopelessly lost on the ring road and ended up with a punctured motorcycle tyre in the pouring rain.

I was not impressed with Milton Keynes..................

[identity profile] karinmollberg.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
Happy Birthday! Glad to hear you found something as fascinating as Midsummer Boulevard, surely it´s a sign of some kind.
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[personal profile] joyeuce 2012-01-26 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
Many happy returns of yesterday!
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[personal profile] sheenaghpugh 2012-01-26 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
I've always been curious to see a proper New Town

You wouldn't be, if you'd been partly brought up in the naff hellhole known as Basildon...

[identity profile] cmcmck.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Then there's always Thamesmead of 'Clockwork Orange' fame.........
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[personal profile] thinkum 2012-01-26 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Brilliant opening paragraph -- makes me want to read the rest of the autobiography. ;-)
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[identity profile] heleninwales.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy birthday for yesterday!
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[personal profile] ewein2412 2012-01-26 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
happy birthday, and thanks for the best natal fishtale I've ever heard. I am willing to swallow the whole thing except for the snowdrops!

[identity profile] ethelmay.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Welcome to the 49ers! (You're younger than me? even if only by months? No fair!) Seven-squared is awesome so far.

[identity profile] steepholm.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
We meet at the Sign of the Squashed Clementine...

[identity profile] drasecretcampus.livejournal.com 2012-01-27 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I did notice the sun in my eyes as I walked down (or up) one evening.

HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY!

[identity profile] endlessrarities.livejournal.com 2012-02-04 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Many belated happy returns! And who says ritual is dead, when town planners still do wacky things like that??