Headlines You Won't See

[steepholm]

Fraudster "devastated" after evidence of fraud comes to light.

Robber "devastated" at being caught by police.

Murderer "devastated" after being arrested for murder.

Single mother-of-two "devasted" after benefits cheat discovered.

Headlines you WILL see.

Comments

[brisingamen.livejournal.com]

It's the 'regretful' that gets me.

[mraltariel.livejournal.com]

I've found fraudster devastated by fraud:

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/business/stanford/6339129.html

But then, I think that is more or less the same as the case you cite...

[sheenaghpugh]

I honestly can't contain my utter indifference about this, except to think that the NoW must be desperately short of news if they have to manufacture it. If anyone is daft enough to pay good money for access to what looks like one of the most nondescript people in the kingdom, she's welcome to part them from it; it strikes me as a victimless crime, or at least a crime with a victim quite undeserving of sympathy.

[calimac.livejournal.com]

More headlines you won't see:

Newspaper "devastated" after pulling sting entrapment operation on person of no significance except that her name in the headline sells papers.