"If there be no ladies, there be no babies!"

[steepholm]

Or so said a five-year-old girl to her mother as I walked passed them this afternoon - thus demonstrating her mastery of anatomy and the subjunctive in one elegant couplet.

(You must supply a strong Bristol accent to get the full effect. If you have no Bristol, then West Country will do.)

Comments

[athgarvan.livejournal.com]

Like it!

[ethelmay.livejournal.com]

And if you have no West Countree, then God bless you!