Apropos of nothing

[steepholm]

With his ginger stubble and lantern jaw, Wayne Rooney is starting to look like some weird cross beteween Henry VIII and Desperate Dan.

Comments

[altariel.livejournal.com]

We call this game "Bastard Offspring". As in: "With his ginger stubble and lantern jaw, Wayne Rooney is clearly the Bastard Offspring of Henry VIII and Desperate Dan."

[steepholm.livejournal.com]

Ooh, that suggests you already have a nursery of such by-blows. I must adopt the game at once (though not young Rooney, who will have to fend for himself, poor lamb).