"The huntsmen are up in America"
May. 13th, 2013 05:19 pmHere's another niggling phrase - this time not mine but Sir Thomas Browne's. Towards the end of The Garden of Cyrus Browne decides it's time to go to bed, and writes: "The huntsmen are up in America, and they are already past their first sleep in Persia."
Marvellous stuff, I'm sure you'll agree. In fact, "The huntsmen are up in America" is a phrase I like so much that I sometimes catch myself saying it round about midnight. It's less infantile than "Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire," after all. But more often than not I bite the words back - because, as a moment's thought will reveal, Browne (being sleepy) got the Earth's direction of spin wrong. By the time the huntsmen were actually up in America he would have been tucking into his elevenses and the Persians would have been taking afternoon sherbet.
I've considered adapting the phrase to reflect geographical reality. There are several suitable candidates that would preserve the dactylic charm of the original. "The huntsmen are up in Mongolia," for example. However, it's just not the same.
The only other expedient I can see is to move to a part of the world where Browne's phrase would actually make sense. If I lived in Honolulu, for example, saying "The huntsmen are up in America" at midnight would work perfectly, at least for the huntsmen of the east coast (whom Browne no doubt had in mind), while in Iran it would be the small hours of the morning - not ideal, but adequate. [ETA Actually the small hours of the afternoon, of course. Not so good.]
In fact, the more I think about it the more inevitable it seems that some future graduate student will use this phrase as the basis of an article arguing that Sir Thomas Browne was actually a native of Hawaii. I, for one, wish that person well.
Marvellous stuff, I'm sure you'll agree. In fact, "The huntsmen are up in America" is a phrase I like so much that I sometimes catch myself saying it round about midnight. It's less infantile than "Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire," after all. But more often than not I bite the words back - because, as a moment's thought will reveal, Browne (being sleepy) got the Earth's direction of spin wrong. By the time the huntsmen were actually up in America he would have been tucking into his elevenses and the Persians would have been taking afternoon sherbet.
I've considered adapting the phrase to reflect geographical reality. There are several suitable candidates that would preserve the dactylic charm of the original. "The huntsmen are up in Mongolia," for example. However, it's just not the same.
The only other expedient I can see is to move to a part of the world where Browne's phrase would actually make sense. If I lived in Honolulu, for example, saying "The huntsmen are up in America" at midnight would work perfectly, at least for the huntsmen of the east coast (whom Browne no doubt had in mind), while in Iran it would be the small hours of the morning - not ideal, but adequate. [ETA Actually the small hours of the afternoon, of course. Not so good.]
In fact, the more I think about it the more inevitable it seems that some future graduate student will use this phrase as the basis of an article arguing that Sir Thomas Browne was actually a native of Hawaii. I, for one, wish that person well.
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Date: 2013-05-14 11:58 am (UTC)Sir T.B. quotation
Date: 2013-05-14 06:13 pm (UTC)O my America!
Date: 2013-05-14 06:50 pm (UTC)As for time zones, they didn't exist in the modern sense in Browne's day, but clearly he was aware that in different parts of the globe it was day at different times. It's an obvious inference, perhaps, but I don't remember seeing earlier reference to it.
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Date: 2013-05-13 05:12 pm (UTC)This was influenced by the religious hours and there seems to be pretty good evidence for it as a way of living.
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Date: 2013-05-13 05:15 pm (UTC)Unfortunately, Niven got the direction of the Earth's spin wrong. He fixed it in subsequent printings, after having heard from a lot of people.
I once got a phone call from Australia in the middle of the night from someone who also got the direction of the Earth's spin wrong, so this has practical and not just literary consequences.
It was not until I spent a goodly period of time on the US East Coast that I realized how much, back home in California, I was subconsciously oppressed by the thought that everyone on the East Coast has a three-hour head start on me every day. I wonder if this has also anything to do with the persistent sense that Western Europeans seem to have had for decades of being overshadowed by the Russians. (Along with little things like the Red Army of yore, and so on.)
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Date: 2013-05-13 05:30 pm (UTC)Interesting about that psychological observation. Was it not counterbalanced by the feeling that you got to do all kinds of interesting things after they'd gone to bed, like naughty children? Much probably depends on whether you're a morning person.
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Date: 2013-05-13 05:37 pm (UTC)In my youth, when we all stayed up later, my friendship circle included a lot of phone calls commencing at 11 pm, when the rates went down in those days. What interested me is that I'd get those 11 pm phone calls not just from friends in the same time zone, but from folks in the East, where it was 2 am.
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Date: 2013-05-14 01:31 am (UTC)Saturday Night Live is never live.
No matter what time zone the Olympics are held in, they will not be broadcast live. Even if they take place in MY time zone.
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Date: 2013-05-15 08:20 pm (UTC)THAT IS A FABULOUS PARTY IDEA AND I WISH I HAD A TRANSPORTER DEVICE
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Date: 2013-05-14 05:02 am (UTC)Nine
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Date: 2013-05-14 09:57 pm (UTC)As for when hunters get up, I can only go by the old song:
The hunt is up, the hunt is up
And it is almost day,
And Harry our king is hunting
For to bring the deer to bay.
So yes, a bit before dawn seems right. However, there's also the question of what exactly the putative Arabian hunters would have been hunting. I associate Arabia with falconry, but not with hunting of the kinds that might necessitate an early start.
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Date: 2013-05-15 11:23 am (UTC)*Okay, I can’t remember which one offhand.
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Date: 2013-05-16 11:27 am (UTC)Even better is having Americans in Orkney and Shetland in the summer, of course!
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Date: 2013-05-29 02:36 pm (UTC)I know Central and Eastern Europe (lived in Vienna, did a History doctorate on things Habsburg), but I've never made it to northern (or Nordic) climes. I do want to see them, though.
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Date: 2013-05-29 06:13 pm (UTC)And Vantaa airport outside Helsinki...for some reason I want to land there...
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Date: 2013-05-29 02:41 pm (UTC)Isn't there an idea of a "circumpolar" culture in early megalithic times, with migrations filtering from NE Canada to Greenland to Scotland and Scandinavia? Is that a respectable theory at all? I recall reading about this, but...sigh...fifteen or twenty years ago.
And...weren't there archaeological finds that seemed to show that the last settlers in Greenland had high percentages of skeletal deformities that seemed to indicate genetic problems?
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