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"The Silenced Maid"

(With apologies to Thomas Hardy)

"Oh Julie,* my dear, this is quite a surprise!
To find you in Broadcasting House telling lies,
With a news slot at one and a chat show at three!" —
"O didn't you know I'd been silenced?" said she.

— "You left us in tatters and buckets were shed,
You were hounded off Twitter by trannies, you said,
Yet look at you now, getting prepped for TV!" —
"Yes: that's how we dress when we're silenced," said she.

— "I wish I had contacts, a column or so,
The PM on speed-dial, my own TV show!”
"My dear — a raw trans woman, such as you be,
Cannot quite expect that. You ain't silenced," said she.

* Note that other trochees are available.

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Date: 2015-02-16 03:25 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lilliburlero
Bravo!

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Date: 2015-02-16 03:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] heleninwales.livejournal.com
*Applause!*

Very well said.

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Date: 2015-02-16 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steepholm.livejournal.com
Thank you.

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Date: 2015-02-16 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sartorias.livejournal.com
Oh, that is quite good. Wow!

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Date: 2015-02-16 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steepholm.livejournal.com
I'd just been thinking about "The Ruined Maid" in another context, and the applicability seemed too good to pass up.

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Date: 2015-02-16 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineweaving.livejournal.com
Excellent!

Nine

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Date: 2015-02-16 05:11 pm (UTC)
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Date: 2015-02-16 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steepholm.livejournal.com
I think that's Kipling, isn't it? Happily, Mary Beard is perfectly safe.

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Date: 2015-02-16 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmcmck.livejournal.com
It is- 'Danny Deever'.


Wonder what Thomas Hardy would have made of your effusion? :o)

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Date: 2015-02-16 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steepholm.livejournal.com
I hope he'd have taken it in the spirit of the original!

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Date: 2015-02-16 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kalimac.livejournal.com
No, I think it's Hardy who should apologize. Your scansion is superior to his.

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Date: 2015-02-16 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steepholm.livejournal.com
You are too kind!

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Date: 2015-02-17 12:43 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] maellenkleth
Well played, indeed! Even the likes of us'ns -- wild colonials all -- are duly impressed.

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Date: 2015-02-17 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steepholm.livejournal.com
:) Thank you!

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Date: 2015-03-01 02:44 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2015-03-01 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steepholm.livejournal.com
Thank you. :)

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