So, anyway, here are my teeth, slightly out of focus (which some might think a mercy).

In their delicate yellowness (coffee not nicotine) and lack of uniformity they conform quite well to the American stereotype of English teeth. I haven't made a proper study of the matter, but I'd guess that in general the stereotype is correct, and that English people's teeth are a bit skewiff - certainly those of my generation and up. I can't say this bothers me greatly - or at all, in fact.
What puzzles me though is this. If Americans' teeth are generally straighter, it isn't because they grow that way naturally. No, it's because Americans go to orthodontists for cosmetic treatment. That's fine, of course, but what I find strange is the extent to which this particular form of cosmetic treatment has assumed the force of a cultural obligation in the USA. By contrast, while lots of people get nose jobs and face lifts and Botox, I haven't noticed a general open jeering at people (let alone nations) who don't (which isn't of course to say that some narrower social groups don't come under pressure to get those treatments too). When it comes to teeth, though, it seems there's a widespread sense that not to get one's teeth "fixed" is eccentric, risible, almost perverse.
Well, that's the way it looks to me from this side of the Atlantic, anyway, but I suspect I'm getting a very partial picture, given that so much of what I see is through the prism of the entertainment industry and is heavily skewed (far more than my teeth) in terms of race and class. Still, in so far as there's any truth to this picture, I wonder why the attitude to this particular form of cosmetic treatment differs from attitudes to the rest?

In their delicate yellowness (coffee not nicotine) and lack of uniformity they conform quite well to the American stereotype of English teeth. I haven't made a proper study of the matter, but I'd guess that in general the stereotype is correct, and that English people's teeth are a bit skewiff - certainly those of my generation and up. I can't say this bothers me greatly - or at all, in fact.
What puzzles me though is this. If Americans' teeth are generally straighter, it isn't because they grow that way naturally. No, it's because Americans go to orthodontists for cosmetic treatment. That's fine, of course, but what I find strange is the extent to which this particular form of cosmetic treatment has assumed the force of a cultural obligation in the USA. By contrast, while lots of people get nose jobs and face lifts and Botox, I haven't noticed a general open jeering at people (let alone nations) who don't (which isn't of course to say that some narrower social groups don't come under pressure to get those treatments too). When it comes to teeth, though, it seems there's a widespread sense that not to get one's teeth "fixed" is eccentric, risible, almost perverse.
Well, that's the way it looks to me from this side of the Atlantic, anyway, but I suspect I'm getting a very partial picture, given that so much of what I see is through the prism of the entertainment industry and is heavily skewed (far more than my teeth) in terms of race and class. Still, in so far as there's any truth to this picture, I wonder why the attitude to this particular form of cosmetic treatment differs from attitudes to the rest?
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Date: 2015-03-29 02:32 am (UTC)as for braces: i had them but knew more people who didn't than did. also, there's a whole huge thing of a lack of clarity about the why of braces. cosmetic vs medical is often unclear, even -- espcially -- in hindsight. it's like auto mechanics for many of us: you depend on the mechanic to tell you what's wrong with your car and what it needs, and unless you know cars yourself, you're at their mercy. "expert culture" or something. orthodontists here know better (ickily) than to honorably disclose when the need is only cosmetic.
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Date: 2015-03-29 09:05 am (UTC)I'm sure you're right about the blurring of the lines between cosmetic and medical - especially where a price tag is involved.
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Date: 2015-03-29 06:25 am (UTC)I had no braces, partly because my uncle the dentist said that the huge gap between my upper front teeth would close with age; it has, and if anything things are now a bit crowded. He maintained that straightening teeth was primarily for an even bite, but I don't know what his reasons were for emphasizing bite other than avoiding a cascade of tilting and crowding in middle age. (Some of his patients were also in the biz; his office was in Hollywood, so he saw quite a bit go by. He was (barely old enough to be) a pilot during WWII, then trained via the GI Bill and was a dentist thereafter.)
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Date: 2015-03-29 09:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-28 09:18 pm (UTC)I think one of my brothers had them for a while, to correct a misalignment, not for cosmetic reasons. But we didn't go in for fashionable things.
At least half the toothpaste you see on the shelves here is "whitening". I avoid the stuff. It scrapes the enamel off; that's what it does.
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Date: 2015-03-28 10:10 pm (UTC)But I have had dentists say amazing things to me. In recent years I had one dentist say that my smile was 'not aesthetically pleasing.' Another told me that for 45,000 $ (!!!) he could make me 10% better looking. I declined.
My son has had braces to correct his bite. My daughter has perfect teeth and did not need.
I do wonder sometime, how the dentist pictures my life being changed by me being 10% better looking...
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Date: 2015-03-29 12:22 am (UTC)Mostly I wanted to say I know what you mean about the things dentists say. When the orthodontist gave up and took my braces off at 17 (by which point my teeth had already started moving back, even with the metal bits on them), and around the time I had the surgery at 15, in both cases someone said things like 'when you're older, you can have the surgery to straighten them'. And I remember thinking, I just went through surgery on my mouth and it sucked, why on earth would I want to do it again? My teeth are crooked, but so is my smile, and it's not like they HURT.
I stand by this. I did want to be an actress for a while, at which point I suppose I would have come up against needing to straighten them the rest of the way, but I can't say I've ever been that worried about it otherwise.
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Date: 2015-03-28 10:48 pm (UTC)I didn't know many other kids with braces when I was growing up, actually; it made me conspicuous until I got to high school, when there were more. I had heavy orthodontics (retainers, headgear, traditional wire-and-bracket braces) from fifth until eleventh grade because I had a full set of adult teeth at age ten, all out of order and crammed into my jaw any old how, so it was either make room in my mouth for all of them or start extracting. I don't think my parents made the wrong choice. My wisdom teeth were a lost cause, but I have all the rest. My teeth grew slightly crooked with adulthood and I was fine with that. I liked the smile I had, scarred as it was. It's what has made this last year of dental horror so awful: I didn't want to change my face.
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Date: 2015-03-29 08:08 am (UTC)I've been following your ordeal, and wincing - it does indeed sound truly horrific.
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Date: 2015-03-29 01:40 am (UTC)One of the reasons I really like my current dentist is that a question on the intake form was "Are you happy with the appearance of your teeth and smile?" I answered "yes," and my current dentist has not once suggested any cosmetic alterations. He confines himself to pointing out that I don't floss often enough, which is perfectly true and a completely legitimate concern...
Anyway, I've never known a non-dentist to even notice. I suspect the US obsession with straight teeth is perhaps more an entertainment industry creation than a reality.
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Date: 2015-03-29 08:17 am (UTC)It's becoming clear that that (as I suspected) Hollywood is not truly reflective of the US nation's dental work. It's something of a relief - although (as I should probably have mentioned in the post) I've nothing at all against cosmetic procedures where people choose them. The only puzzle to me then is why wonky teeth are something for which the British are typically knocked in American humour (e.g. here amongst innumerable places).
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Date: 2015-03-29 11:10 am (UTC)I think in general my mother's anxieties about my ability to conform to expectations of feminine appearance got greater and greater the older I got. It isn't necessarily an area of great interest to her either, but I think she wasn't expecting that without any kind of training I would turn out to be even less interested than she was, so she began to feel guilty when, having failed to really discuss anything related with me when I was a child, I wound up as a teenager who more or less didn't care about my appearance at all. There was this awful period when I was in high school and wearing jeans and some kind of boring long-sleeved shirt to school every single day when, whenever I got home, my mother would ask me anxiously what my classmates had worn to school, and, every single day, I would inevitably have to confess that I had utterly forgotten to check, since it was a matter of so little interest to me that it was nearly impossible to remember that I should expect to be asked about it.
I nevertheless feel kind of irritated that the braces thing only kicked in after I was the one who would have to pay for it, though; even if it was making up for what my parents felt were their earlier failures, it still doesn't quite seem right.
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Date: 2015-03-29 02:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2015-03-29 03:10 pm (UTC)Growing up in the US, my dentist said I would need braces if my overbite got worse - but since it never did, I never had them. I did have a handful of friends who had them, but I don't know on what grounds.
I also grew up in an area with fluoridated water, which very little of the UK has. I do wonder, without having ever looked for evidence, if a certain amount of bashing-other-countries'-teeth might come from the initial campaigns to introduce fluoridation.
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Date: 2015-03-29 04:51 pm (UTC)Yes, this is a development of the last ten years or so, I think. My daughter's generation is a lot more orthodontically inclined than mine.
Yesterday, by the way, I was going round Boots and say a sign reading "Whitening Products": I was very relieved to find that it referred to teeth rather than skin - though I've seen the latter too, in my local Tesco (which has a large clientele from the Indian subcontinent).
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Date: 2015-03-30 01:50 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-30 11:26 am (UTC)(Whereas here, pre-NHS, too-perfect teeth meant you were poor and had had all of them pulled and a set of false ones because you couldn't afford the dentist; post-NHS, free tooth care for kids means everyone has functional teeth, nobody has "perfect" ones, and it's one of the few things that *isn't* a class marker!)
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