How is this screwed up?

[steepholm]

Let me count the ways...

This was facing me as I stood mummishly in the line at Tesco today. No doubt Dad of the Year will be following shortly, open to all dads, and mums who fulfil a dad's role (i.e. smoking a pipe, watching Match of the Day, and being utterly ditzy when it comes to working a washing machine). Sigh...