First There was Jamie's Dream School...

[steepholm]

Now there's Tony's Dream University - at least, for those with £54,000 in their back pockets. I don't think Oxbridge will be defecating too many bricks just yet a-while, though Durham and Bristol may be smiling a little nervously.

As for my own institution, I turn of course to the sublime Spenser:

In humble dales is footing sure, the trode is not so tickle,
And though one falls through heedless hast, yet is his misse not mickle.

Shivers of poetic delight.

For everything else, there's Mastercard.